diff --git a/kernel/include/splash.h b/kernel/include/splash.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..07777f2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/kernel/include/splash.h
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+#ifndef _SPLASH_H
+#define _SPLASH_H
+
+/*
+ * This is the most important function in the world.
+ * 
+ * It draws this to the zeroth framebuffer:
+ * #
+ * #
+ * #
+ * #  #  ##  # ##  # ##   
+ * # #  #  # ##  # ##  # 
+ * ##   ###  #     #   # 
+ * # #  #    #     #   # 
+ * #  #  ### #     #   # #
+ */
+void splash(void);
+
+#endif
diff --git a/kernel/src/splash.c b/kernel/src/splash.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3e7daa7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/kernel/src/splash.c
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+#include <bootloader.h>
+#include <kernel.h>
+
+#include <splash.h>
+
+#define BITMAP_LEN 24
+#define PX_SIZE 2
+
+uint8_t bitmap[BITMAP_LEN] = {
+	0xff, 0x04, 0x0a, 0x11, 0x00, 0x0e, 0x15, 0x15,
+	0x09, 0x00, 0x1f, 0x08, 0x10, 0x10, 0x08, 0x00,
+	0x1f, 0x08, 0x10, 0x10, 0x0f, 0x00, 0x01, 0x00,
+};
+
+static inline void putpx(uint32_t* fb, uint64_t pitch, uint64_t x, uint64_t y, uint32_t c) {
+	for (uint64_t dx = 0; dx < PX_SIZE; dx++) {
+		for (uint64_t dy = 0; dy < PX_SIZE; dy++) {
+			fb[((y * PX_SIZE) + dy) * pitch + ((x * PX_SIZE) + dx)] = c;
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+void splash(void) {
+	uint32_t* fb = bootloader.fb_entries[0]->address;
+	uint64_t width = bootloader.fb_entries[0]->width;
+	uint64_t height = bootloader.fb_entries[0]->height;
+	uint64_t pitch = bootloader.fb_entries[0]->pitch / 4;
+
+	uint64_t x = (width  - BITMAP_LEN * PX_SIZE) / 2 / PX_SIZE;
+	uint64_t y = (height - 8          * PX_SIZE) / 2 / PX_SIZE;
+
+	for (size_t dx = 0; dx < BITMAP_LEN; dx++) {
+		for (uint8_t dy = 0; dy < 8; dy++) {
+			if (bitmap[dx] & (1 << (7 - dy))) putpx(fb, pitch, x + dx, y + dy, 0xFFC6D6D6);
+		}
+	}
+}
+